- (Microwave beeps) Mom: I guess my food is ready.
- Me: You know, real gangstas don't let the microwave hit zero.
- Mom: What?
- Me: Real gangstas don't let the microwave hit zero. They don't need a beep to know their food is ready.
- Mom: Just...take this allergy medicine and go to bed.
The awkward moment your daughter doesn't care about the fertility vase of the Undabelly Tribe
And you’re there like
“Who are you?”