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schickiedickie:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good). A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Mar 29, 2010

“Bryant Livingston: why do i have the feeling that Sandra Bullock is gonna be playing Coach Mulkey in a movie????” —Facebook

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“I have a hunch that if most people saw Ke$ha standing on the sidewalk they would drop some change in her cup and keep it moving.” —Why Is She Popular Again? // The Cynical Ones // The Cynical Ones

Mar 24, 2010

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i just found a girl with whom i went to high school on facebook.

This is my life about once a week on teh Facebook.

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i looked through all 146 of her profile pictures, and in almost all of them she is either holding her baby or wearing a bump-it. occasionally both.

its times like this that make me feel better about my life.

Mar 23, 20104 notes

“The A&E series Hoarders is pretty much the most fascinating reality show ever, and I am including Flavor of Love.” —The 7 Most Horrifying Things Found in the Homes of ‘Hoarders’ | Cracked.com

Mar 23, 2010