January 2010
Martin Luther King's Appearance on The Tonight... →
Did you know that Martin Luther King, Jr appeared on The Tonight Show?!
I Don't Do Drugs.
So, we went out to this honky tonk bar and had the greatness time tonight. During the course of the night, this girl came up to me and started dancing with me. We went through a couple of songs, and then this interchange occurred -
Girl: Do you like caution tape?
Me: What?
Girl: Caution tape. Do you like it?
Me: (thinks she said caution tape but assumed it was something else) Mhmmm!
Girl: Cool! *dances away*
Me: (to Jessy) I think I just got offered a club drug.
OK, so here's the reason why! The girl was entering a contest later that night ($150) and and it was like be as scandalous as you can or something, and she entered wearing only some caution tape. She won.
Pics here! http: //fanufactured.tumblr.com/post/323076539/the-exsistence-of-these-photos-is-an-interesting
BECAUSE I WANT TO, THANKS
Trying to cancel my cable with Time Warner.
CSR: Hi, this is Shanita, how can I help you today?
Me: Yes, I'd like to cancel my cable but keep my high speed internet.
Shanita: Why?
Me: ...
Shanita: ...
Me: (Not really thinking I need to tell her all my business, so I lie) I got a new job. I'll be at an office, so I won't need it anymore. Thanks.
Shanita: BUT WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR ENTERTAINMENT?!
Me: ...Read? Do other things?
Shanita: Won't you miss your cable package and all of your favorite programs?
Me: Probably, but I have other things to do.
I'm through.
I'd say it's because it was New Years, but then...
Marylee: (returning from the bathroom after a suspiciously long absence) I think I made a bad descision!
Lindsay: Did you wash your hands!?!
Marylee: Yes! I totally did!
Lindsay: Then you're good, you're good.
Marylee: No, while I was in the bathroom there was this girl with her dress lifted up and I saw. EVERYTHING!
Lindsay: Oh, well that's not your fault then.
Marylee: Yeah, but then I made out with that guy over there.
(laughter)
