Pretty sure I’m allergic to soy milk.
In Urban Outfitters at Mockingbird Station. Everyone here looks vaguely unwashed.
I effing hate my toothbrush. Getting a new one.
Watching TV Land and Weezy Jeffersons mullet is killing me softly.
If a drug commercial is 1 minute and 30 seconds long and 1 minute is spent detailing side effects, I won’t be taking that drug. I’m talking to you Ambien CR.
I hope it’s worth it. Don’t forget to call back. If people could see what I look like when I sleep they’d laugh. Need. To. Clean. Ankles feeling better after the grand Dallas incident. My love for beef jerky has be reignited. Did I brush my teeth today?
Sometimes silence is too loud.
Tell me why the prices at The Dollar Store are higher than Wal-Mart! Hot.
- When you drink a lot of water, you have to pee. A lot.
- Burnt thyme smells like marijuana.
- When you are silly at night in the middle of a busy city, you may sprain your ankle.
- It’s hard to pay bills when you don’t know where your mailbox is.
- I think I hate plain oatmeal.
Seeing Dance Flick at the midnight showing. You’re jealous.